t-shirt axis of evil

The evil axis of t shirt websites consisting of Snorgtees, Noise Bot, and Bustedtees. Like how the axis in WWII consisted of Japan, Nazi Germany, and Italy.

Guy 1: What does Noise Bot and Nazi Germany have in common?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: No one wears their uniforms nowdays
Guy 2: lollercaust
Guy1: The t-shirt axis of evil...

by Mango Tomango February 25, 2010

Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine

Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.

"Damn, check out that horizontal axis wind turbine over there!"

by WindriderMetal March 26, 2010

The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

by gully64 March 10, 2020

major axis

The longest diameter of an oval

The major axis of the oval is 5.
The major axis of an oval is 2a.

by DictionaryGuy5000 February 9, 2019

Axie

clearly the best animator.
subscribe to axie.

i heard there's a really bad youtuber called axie.
axie is overrated.

by Viblinow May 18, 2018

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023