something awful

The greatest webpage on the internet that is only hated by people with no open sense of humor or their sub-culture/music/mother is insulted and they cannot find a laugh out of the satire and sarcasm.

Me: Something Awful made fun of my favorite group, Rammstein. I laughed so hard.

Retard: THORPE MADE FUN OF SOAD. HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY AND I WILL KILL HIM!

by GreyFox37 December 28, 2005

Something Awful

Enemy of Ebaumsworld.

Jack: "Hey look, Some guy got banned from Ebaums cause he was from Something Awful and claimed that more art was stolen."

Billy: "More art?!"

Jack: "Yeah."

Billy: "Haha. Good old Ebaums!"

by CarlosX December 28, 2005

Satan Awful

Something really horrible, unpleasant or abominable.

I had woken up from nightmares of that Satan Awful Scary Maze game.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 16, 2022

Gawd's awful towers

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.

Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.

Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.

by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021

God Awful

Someone who sucks really bad at something, especially sports.

Jade Grubbs is god awful at volleyball.

by ChevyGuy847 August 19, 2018

Something's Awful

Although an obvious copycat of Something Awful, this one is still fairly funny and entertaining.

I'm tired of Something Awful, so I'm going to visit Something's Awful instead.

by Captain Pop April 15, 2004

Gawd Awful

A really large, scray-looking breakfast to wake you up from a hangover, or just to eat because it's damn delicious. It's Dippy eggs (sunny side up) with hash browns, spicy-ass chili, and onions (optional) with sour cream (optional).

Jew: Damn, that was a gooshcloggin of a breakfast, oh vey!

Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!

by Nova_gnome March 8, 2009