Alek

a guy you find in a ally way that got kicked out of his parents house cause he's retarded and eats crumbs on the floor and pays crack whores money and turns them into prostitues

who's that hobo retard?
it's alek 😂

by sheldon 2014 November 21, 2021

Magn og Aleks lejlighed

Used to describe really disgusting and unhygienic apartments.

"Eww, that apartment looks like Magn og Aleks lejlighed"

by Bunnerlol October 20, 2021

Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this

“Hey look its alek”
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t”
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”

by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021

alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10

Alek David fish is the best man on earth.

by gulmworder August 28, 2022

aleks boss

TOP G ALPHA MALE

IF SOMEONE CALL YOU A ALEKS BOSS YOU ARE THE BOSS, NO ONE IS BETTER THAT YOU, AND NO RULES IN THE WORLD APPLY TO YOU!

You are an aleks boss

by Aleks boss September 2, 2022

Alek

Someone who is either retarded, shit at video games, stupid as fuck, sucks at basketball, and wears fake jewelery.

Alek is such a bigtoasty retard

by Griff The Grub April 26, 2022

Aleks Salontai

Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.

Veljko Jerkov:"Aleks Salontai is my hero!"
Aleks Salontai: *drains your energy*

by alexsalontai November 18, 2022