Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 16, 2022

Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.

Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.

by Tommington January 25, 2018

acorn yammer

someone who looks like they yam acorns for a living

izzy is an acorn yammer

by 420xoxoxox February 28, 2022

Acorn in a bush

When someone has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis. The penis looks like an acorn in a bush.

I have a hot date tonight So I should probably shave my pubes, it looks like an Acorn in a bush.

by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020

acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nosr

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 14, 2021

acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nose

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 14, 2021

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020