Acorn Rock

Best friends forever

Girl one: They are so close.
Girl two: They must me acorn rocks.
Girl one: im so jealous.

by Emmmma Marieee October 24, 2013

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 26, 2024

Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.

Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.

by Tommington January 25, 2018

acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nose

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 14, 2021

acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nosr

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 14, 2021

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 05, 2016

Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 16, 2022