That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
Get the Texas Chetmug. by Yeet mcboi April 23, 2019
Get the Chetmug. Chet
(noun / concept)
A way of cheyism, but in opposition to it. Chet means “many is one” — the idea that individuals can unite as a single presence. It also carries the playful jab of “not being as short as Chey.”
Example:
“Bro, that’s pure Chet energy right there.”
(noun / concept)
A way of cheyism, but in opposition to it. Chet means “many is one” — the idea that individuals can unite as a single presence. It also carries the playful jab of “not being as short as Chey.”
Example:
“Bro, that’s pure Chet energy right there.”
by Chet19xx September 11, 2025
Get the Chetmug. On chet
by beartopian June 26, 2022
Get the chetmug. He is a very tall man who can always be annoying.He also has no friends.Hes not in any sports.he likes a girl and she likes him but they don’t want to be together.he always wants to stay in his locker at school and watch studio c all day.
by I like unicorns dancing on rai June 2, 2018
Get the Chetmug.