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Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.
Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...
by Zombaugh September 19, 2014
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Zach

An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O
Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.
by Severus Sexy Snape July 24, 2011
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Zach

Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.
ZACH TOOLE IS A MONKEY BUTT
by baebaenumbaone April 30, 2014
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Zach

An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details
That boy Zach, he's thicc
by Pussy eater 202 May 27, 2018
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Zach

If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.
Zach is the best person I’ve ever had rock my world.-JM
by JMlove614 June 4, 2019
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Zach

A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach
by Big peene March 4, 2019
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Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”
by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018
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