When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
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A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.
"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"
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A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
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would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them
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Would you lose?

Yuji: Who's stronger? Him, or you?
Gojo: If Sukuna got all his power he might cause me a little trouble
Yuji: But would you lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win
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