Wonder bra

It's called a wonder bra because once it's removed you wonder where they went

A: She had a killer rack but when she took her wonder bra off, they were gone

B: That's crazy man

by Cornelius T Durden April 14, 2010

wonder bread wop

a person of Italian descent that has completely assimilated to the suburban way of life, thus meaning he doesn't know how to take care of business

This fuckin' wonder bread wop can't even whack a guy

by eddie balls June 14, 2004

Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 1, 2008

One Clit Wonder

When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:

A.he has bad hygeine

B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone

C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy

D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end

E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower

F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.

Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'

Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'

Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'

by 000TwistedFreak October 17, 2010

wonder cunt

The know it all broad in the office who generally pisses everyone off and gets away with it, cause she's laying the boss.

I see the wonder cunt got Jerry fired cause he told her off at the X-mas party.

by Bucephalus February 22, 2003

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Slang for penis

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices

by Hellyan November 29, 2003

Wanderlust

German word, made from "wandern", which means walking, as in to take a walk, and "Lust", desire. Means a strong desire to travel. Also associated with discovering new places.

I feel Wanderlust

by queen ma August 6, 2015