A "Sawdust Woody" is a slang term used to describe a false erection that appears visually idyllic but is actually soft and pliable when examined. It's a "counterfeit erection" that may occur due to various factors such as anxiety, medication side effects, or medical conditions.
by ca$h AF April 16, 2023
Get the Sawdust Woodymug. Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007
Get the woody woodpeckermug. Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
by hipsterjew April 7, 2010
Get the woody allenmug. A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009
Get the weather woodymug. Dude 1: I was working late when she came by my office and now I have a total Tiger Woody for her.
Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.
Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.
by P. Nathan Puthy December 4, 2009
Get the Tiger Woodymug. Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!
by xXiDarkness November 1, 2013
Get the pop a woodymug. Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008
Get the hoody for the woodymug.