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Whoopies

What if u have sex and u shit in the tent. I think that's called a Whoopies.
Whoopies it happened
by Cooper man June 22, 2020
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The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.
by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021
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Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.
“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”
by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017
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Whoopi

A black person that doesn’t know the difference between race and a religion
Jews are a race not a religion, Whoopi
by Osiris2022 February 2, 2022
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Whoopie

Having sex while eating a dessert pie and thinking of Whoopi Goldberg
I enjoyed the would Whoopie lastnight
by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021
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Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.
I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history
by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023
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whoopie dazzler

basically the word nana would use to describe papas junk in a mixed or maturity challenged room.
after pa tried a viagra the whoopie dazzler was at full mast i tried giving him a old fashioned but i had to tap out
by jonnyrincon April 14, 2016
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