Awkward Walrus

When you put chopsticks in your mouth in order to resemble a Walrus, and the whole room goes quiet.

that was such an awkward walrus

by deepfriedchopsticks July 9, 2011

walrus pile

A game resulting in large piles of people laying on top of each other. When an unsuspecting victim is laying down on the floor, someone shouts "Walrus pile!" and jumps on top of them. Everyone else in the room also yells "Walrus pile!" and must immediately jump on and stack atop the victim. Ignore the muffled screams of the poor person at the bottom of the pile.
If no one is laying on the floor, a walrus pile may be started by wrestling the victim to the ground and then shouting "Walrus pile" as normal.

Daniel: "Psst, hey Steve, check it out. Aaron's just laying there on the ground watching TV."
Steve: "WALRUS PILE!!!"
Aaron: "Mmmmfph! Mmph!"

OR

Daniel: "Hey Tucker did you hear how we got 10 people in on a walrus pile on top of Aaron?"
Tucker: "Yeah, I heard you made him cry. Ha ha ha!"

by Daniel Chapman May 25, 2007

I am the Walrus

A famous Beatles song, when you watch the music video, you will see men dressed up like rabbits runnin around. Sometimes you think you're high on PCP, or weed when watchin the video. With that being said, it is a great song to get high to.
In the upcoming Beetles: Rock Band, when playing I am the Walrus, the band members will be dressed like rabbits, and in the background there is a trippy video.

Every now and then you wonder how high the Beatles were when they were writing this mighty fine song.

Guy: Bob you only had one puff.
Bob: I am the eggman!
Guy: No!
Bob: We are the eggmen!
Guy:Oh!
Bob: I am the Walrus!!!
Guy and Bob: Cuckoo-Ca-Choo!!!!

by The JoshMeister101 June 9, 2009

Screaming Walrus

When a bitch is sucking you off on her knees and you reach around put a couple of fingers in her ass and lift her off the ground. She will scream like a walrus.

i gave your sister the screaming walrus and she was all like "oooert oort ouurt".

by anarchy4life September 8, 2007

angry walrus

After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.

That bitch looks like an angry walrus after a night on the cock.

by booba April 19, 2004

The Frothy Walrus

A depraved sex act performed at the culmination of oral sex. The standing male ejaculates in the receiving woman's mouth, and then quickly punches her in the stomach before withdrawing the penis. The resulting semen shot out each nostril bears a resemblance to walrus tusks. The Frothy Walrus is most often performed as a surprise maneuver, and is inherently non-consensual.

The Frothy Walrus is possibly the greatest achievement of man.

by The collectiveish August 7, 2010

I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.

A phrase randomly said from one to another when nothing is happening. Derived from the song I Am the Walrus by The Beatles, although it actually goes "goo goo g'joob".

"Jon, I am the walrus. coo coo kachu."
"No I'M the walrus you dirty bastard"

by Nahotnoj April 27, 2005