Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.

News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising

by Lil Rocket Man July 08, 2019

Walmart

A 5 finger discount store catering to tweakers 24 hours a day 7 days a week, around the world.

Fran took her Walmart loot to the drug dealer for trade.

by BeeInEasy March 27, 2016

Walmart

A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's

Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.

by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Walmart

hell

drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart

his or her friends :YAS babby

by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 17, 2021

Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Walmarted

To be fucked in the ass repeatedly, while asking for more.

Oh man; I got Walmarted real bad at that work meeting today. I thought I was doing one job, then they completely changed it up.

by goddess0321 May 31, 2019

WalMart

The worst level of Hell or destroyer of happiness and devourer of souls

Walmart where you lose you happiness and soul

by Barry Newton June 28, 2017