Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS May 7, 2018

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.

Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!

by alexvause September 6, 2016

willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta August 24, 2016

death waddle

The wiggling that occurs while driving in reverse at high speed on a gravel road.

He was going so fast his car began the death waddle rear ended the ditch.

by Bourach January 26, 2017

Waddle the daddle

Waddle the daddle is another term for choking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off, etc. Term can be used with the bros

bro 1: Hey! I'm gonna go waddle the daddle!
Bro 2: what's that mean?
Bro 3: he's gonna go beat his meat to that instagram pic

by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020

Waddle thy daddle

Waddle thy daddle means to beat your meat, but in a sophisticated upright way. Can be used with the bros at all times.

Bro 1: I'm going home to waddle thy daddle.
Bro 2: what is that?
Bro 3: he's gonna beat his meat bro!

by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020