A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

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Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

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death waddle

The wiggling that occurs while driving in reverse at high speed on a gravel road.

He was going so fast his car began the death waddle rear ended the ditch.

by Bourach January 26, 2017

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Waddles

Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki

Omg look its waddles, the one from the bozo cast. WeirdChamp

by FatGingerTallGuy August 5, 2019

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