willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta August 24, 2016

Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS May 7, 2018

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 4, 2010

Doodle waddle

Warm pocket created between your legs and your couch when you lay down on your side.

“Hey, do you want to come sit in the doodle waddle? There isn’t much space left on the couch.”

by Melsonbobelson January 20, 2022

Waddle bottle

A noun/verb way to describe a thick ex.

I can't see the game. Move your waddle bottle she's in the way.

Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.

by A.D.D.-Adderall February 7, 2022

Jiggle Waddle

A woman or girl who has excessive body fat that can't help her excessive fat from jiggling while she walks. Said woman also is so large that she waddles like a duck.

Hey Billwee, look at that jiggle waddle! Bet shes heading over there for a fat burger!

by try for free October 20, 2012

waddle face

Fat face

Look a waddle face, he's pretty obese

by duckhater9000 December 3, 2013