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VelociRapture

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011
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Velociraptor Arm

Also known as VA, velociraptor arm is the injury received when breaking your arm during skating or during other extreme activities. The end result looks like a velociraptor arm.
Dude I went to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KbffVmnZk&feature=related and the guy had serious Velociraptor arm.
by senor pockitz March 28, 2009
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velho

Ah shit it’s those damn Velho’s, they suck dick
by 99994458392$286493 February 20, 2018
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velocirape

(v.) (n.) /va-loss-ir-rape/
Drunkenly to charge an attractive member of the opposite sex in the manner of a velociraptor (t-rex hands, retarded bounding gait and raptor posture).

Ideally if they are strong enough, velocirape then involves jumping on their back until thrown off. (This is usually only advisable when performed by a woman on an attractive male victim).
I dare you to velocirape that fit guy by the bar!

No way! I'm not nearly drunk enough and it'll get us thrown out!
by Neologisaur January 14, 2012
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velocity_overflow

"man, that velocity_overflow suuuure is stupid."
"yeah, we know. his poor parents."
by \'fo shizz-ul my nizz-ul\' March 25, 2003
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Velociteer

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.
by Jeffip January 17, 2008
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velkro

when a man is known to carry a gun
by krazie kris March 9, 2008
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