vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man

Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"

by Cecilll June 16, 2016

Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.

by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016

vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis

I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

by Rich the fish June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis, usually found on an exotic male from another country in which you travel to, that is significantly larger than any penis you've had back home.

Usually a one time affair, vacation dick can satisfy a woman for her whole trip at the respective country she is traveling to.

Pele had that bomb vacation dick last night. I think I'm done with sex for a while, or at least until we get back to the United States.

by bigdicknick33 June 14, 2016

vacation dick

The monster 12"+ dick

Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday

by letitgogh June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016