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Urban dick

This word is formally used when urban dictionary doesn’t let you do what you god damn please
Why are you doing this you urban dick
by Salty-cracker April 23, 2018
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Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
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"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
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urban dick

Guys who still think it's cool in any way to use misogynistic language to characterize women. It's as cool as slavery, which was\is tragic.
Misogynistic men who post foul language against women: I think London Bridge is funny, snort snort.
All women: go brush your teeth or something, you sound like an urban dick. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
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Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved
Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.
by Sukon medick May 28, 2025
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Urban dicking it

When you hear an obscure word or reference for something you don't know about and before asking any questions simply look it up on urban dictionary
User 1: Wtf is rule 34

User 2: Idk i'm urban dicking it
by Jamesiversonverizon July 19, 2010
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Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language
“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick
by Pop Candy July 5, 2022
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urban dick-tionary

An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.
I was horrified when I tried to go to the urban dictionary but went to the urban dick-tionary and saw two books flipping each others pages.
by anonymous June 2, 2021
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