Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 22, 2021

pubic tulip

A really horny bi girl that plays guitar in a band.

You can tell shes tensing....her sounds too tight..no doubt a pubic tulip on a trick ride.

by Dr.Robert June 07, 2005

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 13, 2019

dirty tulip

An woman whos vagina is fucked hard till her legs shake off. Fucked by a man named Deondre.

Dirty tulip is not a virgin

by Chicken Mcnugs April 16, 2020

Bulgarian de-puckered loosely arranged low hanging tulip trawler

Cargo net restraint system Installed to Contain a newly Produced arse tulip

“Mark, check out Jane’s New ‘. Bulgarian de-puckered loosely arranged low hanging tulip trawler’ I installed after hard heavy anal sex this morning , she was happy with my work and loved the installation “

by Scott_sporto the 1st October 20, 2024

Tulip Dip

Female T-Bag, raising and lowering of the vagina repeatedly onto a face or another object.

Johnny was being rude, so Suzy secretly tulip dipped his bologna sandwich.

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 04, 2021

Tulip

A flower grown in the wild

Look at the tulips

by Crystal ball8888888 January 14, 2022