waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

Tulip Dip

Female T-Bag, raising and lowering of the vagina repeatedly onto a face or another object.

Johnny was being rude, so Suzy secretly tulip dipped his bologna sandwich.

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 4, 2021

tulip plucker

A person who takes the virginity of a female

Yeah man, that guy is a tulip plucker... always hookin' up with the freshman

by Zephyr919 June 3, 2018

Tulip

A way to call someone a cocksucker

(two-lip)

"I can't believe Andrew would cheat on you"

"Oh I know, what a fucking Tulip."

by Obsessive_Fangirl December 12, 2022

pubic tulip

A really horny bi girl that plays guitar in a band.

You can tell shes tensing....her sounds too tight..no doubt a pubic tulip on a trick ride.

by Dr.Robert June 20, 2005

tulip oil

Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations

This chick was so wet, she was oozing tulip oil.

by Lickemhardjames July 28, 2018