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butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016
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Tulip Dip

Female T-Bag, raising and lowering of the vagina repeatedly onto a face or another object.
Johnny was being rude, so Suzy secretly tulip dipped his bologna sandwich.
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 4, 2021
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Tulip

A way to call someone a cocksucker

(two-lip)
"I can't believe Andrew would cheat on you"

"Oh I know, what a fucking Tulip."
by Obsessive_Fangirl December 12, 2022
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tulip plucker

A person who takes the virginity of a female
Yeah man, that guy is a tulip plucker... always hookin' up with the freshman
by Zephyr919 June 3, 2018
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Tulips

TULIPS ON THIS DICK!!!!1!1!1!!1!
Person 1: Hey let’s go plant some tulips
Person 2: Why tulips?
Person 1: Tulips on this dick bitch
Person 2: *fucking dies*
by Nick-Fil-A May 18, 2021
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Tulip

damn, i love tulip!
by WoomyStudios September 12, 2021
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