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volume Tourette's

A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)

B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)
an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM
by taity January 6, 2008
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internet tourettes

A condition characterized by the uncontrollable quoting of Youtube videos and other internet memes, at appropriate or inappropriate times.
A. "wow, some guy started trolling our dorm's email list."
B. "I'm not trollin'! I am boxxee, you see? :D :D :D "
A. "wow, you have serious internet tourettes."
B. "LOOOOVE!!!"

A. "Hey, how many cupcakes do we have left?"
B. "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"
C. "MORE CUPCAKES THAN YOUR STOMACH HAS ROOM FOR!!!!"
A. "....."
by pantsy mcpantserson June 10, 2010
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Russian Tourettes

When someone with Tourette's Syndrome goes to a social occasion and has to hope that they don't randomly scream a swear word at the host or something as embarrassing.
Kanye West has Russian Tourettes, which explains his behavior at the VMAs.

My cousin has Russian Tourettes, I hope that he doesn't embarrass himself at Thanksgiving.
by sumwun_III March 20, 2011
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emo-tourettes

The innapropriate or over use of emoticons in any given sentance, phrase, statement or conversation.
Her: :D Heya Hon! >:D< ;) :x
Me: Oh, hey, whats up...
Her: :p Not much... >:) just wondering something ;;) :-?
Her: >:D< >:D< >:D<
Me: Whats that
Her: Well, ;;) :-S How come you never talk to me online anymore? >:D< :-*
Me: L-)

(best viewed if copied into YIM)
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atheist tourette's

also known as "aggressive atheism", when one randomly states that they are an atheist, or expresses atheist beliefs to anyone and everyone around them, even if these people do not care.

sometimes it offends people, causing unnecessary arguments everywhere- classrooms, facebook, even in the middle of the street!
person 1: *twitch* I'M AN ATHEIST!

person 2: what? I don't care.

person 3: F-CK YOU YOU MO' F-CKA IMA KICK YO-

person 4: dude, he can't help it, he's got atheist tourette's.
by leurbancryptography December 8, 2009
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Facebook Tourette's

A moment in which you have no control over what you say on the social-networking site Facebook. Generally, this indescretion is only for a moment- just long enough to say something stupid on a friend's wall. Or, if you're an idiot with no sense of shame, these Facebook Tourette's "attacks" may last for hours, even days, on end. These attacks are not limited to Facebook, and may happen on any site where users can comment or write statements.
I wasn't going to say that on her wall, but then Facebook Tourette's kicked in and I couldn't help myself.
by Mick O'Tilly January 28, 2009
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Tourette's Syndrome

A neurological characterised by involuntary motor and phonic tics. This severe form of tic disorder affects males at approximately thrice the rate of females and is usually chronic.
Person A: why does that guy keep swearing and shaking his head?
Person B: he has Tourette's Syndrome.
by Doc_B April 16, 2015
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