toaster

1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner

"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"

by mr fox May 24, 2007

Toaster Bath

When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster

Go Commit Toaster Bath

by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018

Toaster Chicken

When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!

Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!

by Captain Diggity (chitzy) September 20, 2007

Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.

Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.

by YDM May 26, 2014

Weaponized Toaster

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.

I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.

by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020

toaster

The shocker, only keeping your hand flat and inserting all fingers into the anus. When you remove your hand, it appears burned, like toast. May also be known as the dolphin.

He tried the shocker, only to discover that she wanted him to toaster "Toast' Her"

by M. Michael Clean April 14, 2008

Toaster cricket

Roaches. Usually found in toaster of a resturant

Man, I went to clean the crumb tray of the toaster and these toaster crickets scattered everywhere

by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019