Tim

a person named tim

"who's that guy" "his name is tim".

by literallyyourmom March 30, 2020

Tim

A creature from Wisconsin who likes banging Pete the Pioneer at UW-Platteville and also loves mexican food. Will get a raw penis from having too much sex and will constantly making chirping noises. Likes to be fed like a baby robin, if you chew your food up he will gladly let you insert into mouth. Loves stadium country music that features a bunch of metrosexuals who have never worked a hard days work in their life. Someday when he is older, he will get hit by a boulder, and the seagulls will poke his knees. Answers to the name "Whiskers" and will talk in the third person as such. Wonderful broad.

Man, I wish Tim liked the birds of America.

by creechscreech January 8, 2018

Tim

Shitty, angry and doesn't give a fuck. Has problems with trust and never feels sad. Hates anyone like him and laughs at them constantly. When he feels loved, he gets all coward-like or lets the person make the decisions. If you leave him or he leaves you, he instantly doesn't remember you and moves on. Loves anything that is violent or really loud. A bad influence and cusses at everything. No stranger to danger.

Wtf is Tim doing

by fXcksgXvXn0 December 2, 2018

Tim

A fag boy. over 6 feet tall, with SHORT hair. Is also quite bad at the fortnites of battles in royale.

tim: "you bad at nut"
other: "not at bad as you"

by ITS RABBIT SEASON September 26, 2018

Tim

another word for maijurana. to smoke marijuana.

"I think I'm going to go talk to Tim."
"Have you talked to Tim today?"

by tjrline August 24, 2008

Tim

1. A person with a tiny penis but assumes that it is big and shows it off in communal showers only to get laughed at by the other men who are in there.

2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf

3. another name for a toilet brush

ewww. is tht a tim ?

by GayLarry October 1, 2009

Tim

Tim is a pedophile priest with a diminuative but devoted -and obsessive- cult following. Known as member of the “Cult of Tim”, these individuals usually have some form of mental deficiency or disability.

“Who do you worship?”
“Oh, me? I worship Tim, our sexy god almighty”
“Oh. Uh... I’ll leave you to it.”

by Snuudel October 8, 2019