Grade A choker. Usually performs very well up until the time it counts, usually in a high stakes event such as a wrestling match to go to state. Can count on them until it really matters, and usually is illiterate.
Jeez, Hild really pulled a Nolan Throne this year in the state finals! He did last year, too. And the year before..
by T Fleet March 16, 2017
Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
by Seuodikno September 16, 2019
Guy 1: Yeah you hear about how ... In game of thrones died
Guy 2: dude everybody dies get used to it
Guy 2: dude everybody dies get used to it
by Dat boi pk March 12, 2019
Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)
I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!
A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?
A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?
by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013
"Lauras style is so throne." ^^^ "we so throne, we own the night." ^^^ "Domino's pizza is SO THRONE"
by thatLO October 26, 2013
The sexual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have sex with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). When the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.
by TomAnkhs July 16, 2013
The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.
Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022