PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Perk

Passive Ability.

An ability that doesn't require any input to be used. An ability that comes naturally, once learned (if it needs to be).

Having a Quick Learning Ability (perk) allows you to learn things much quicker than what would normally be expected.

by ShockWave_1-0 March 23, 2017

Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you

person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money

by inks333 June 1, 2025

Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you

person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money

by inks333 June 1, 2025

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

Perk Valley

A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy

Oh look it’s a ton of bad athletes from perk valley

by Tina Long October 27, 2019

G perk

A man of color who prefers to be with rather girthy women, but in actuality relishes the touch of feminine men, longing for the deep homosexual wants to be satisfied. A man of deep caliber who is afraid of showing emotion for fear of persecution. G perk is the human embodiment of faggotry.

That guy is G perk.

Yeah he big gay.

by T.R_BeatArmy92 October 25, 2019