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smoke on the water

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.
Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?
by tb da MC September 11, 2008
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The Water Spout

The act of inserting a straw into your lover's ass and then blowing cold water up the straw and into the anus. If done correctly, your partner should feel an incredible cleansing sensation.

But, beware of the backflow!
My girlfriend doesn't let me penetrate her ass with my cock, but she's not opposed to "the water spout".
by ColReb January 5, 2010
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The Water Balloon

When you get bored or tired during sex. Then you urinate inside your partner. While wherein a condom, so it fills like a Water Balloon. In order to fool your partner into thinking you ejaculated.
Last night during sex I was really tired, so I gave my girl the Water Balloon. Then I finished watching the Tonight show.
by Jamie 69 June 29, 2010
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smoke on the water

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.
Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?
by tb da MC August 14, 2006
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Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.
Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.
by Richard Sherpa April 13, 2011
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Blood In The Water

Term that can be used to describe several situations in short depending on how one applies it to a conversation.
I came up from blood in the water, I know what rock bottom looks like, that’s why I’m never going back.
by Idaho208 November 28, 2021
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The Water Fountain

Whilst having intercourse with your partner kneel down as if you are preparing for a blowjob and sneakily pull out a razer blade and slice your partners ballsack. Causing his sperm (and blood) to fall down like a water fountain.
I was chillin with my homie and he started going on a tangent about how his girl gave him The Water Fountain
by Kim jong uns nut December 6, 2019
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