Cambodian Rabbit Turnip

The perfect equation. Often used to describe a random false sense of security or a cyborg with corny leprechaun feces in it's mouth, and/or butt hole. If you only have 3 arms and can't scratch your anus then you have problems, so they call you a Cambodian Rabbit Turnip.

A.k.a. Jesus. Let's fist some blow holes. Blow holes referring to whales or Cambodian Rabbit Turnips.

by Gage Joshua Adam Haney June 7, 2007

fall off a turnip truck

To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.

"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.

by mdwinston December 16, 2016

fell off the turnip truck

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

by Shminka May 28, 2016

just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018

Turnip

The most GOATED person to exist.

Wow, he must be a Turnip

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017