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ricardo retardo

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.
You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks
by eRecTiLE rEPtilE 69 May 13, 2019
mugGet the ricardo retardomug.

Ricardo Milos

Cuz u got dat...Cuz u got dat...Cuz u got dat...Cuz u got dat...

Literally a man dancing, I mean what else do you need?
I found Ricardo Milos in my dm’s, help me 0.0

Ricardo Milos is life.
by Y is this a username October 8, 2019
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Ricardo Veluz

Veluz - To see light
Used to command your friend Ricardo to not close the lights while leaving
RICARDO VELUZ!!!!

him: oh sorry my bad
by psychedelicsoul April 4, 2022
mugGet the Ricardo Veluzmug.

Ricardo Boyd

One of the most fine bois living in the country of the bahamas. Husband to be to Neshe. Kinda shy and sensitive. A devoted memer. Passive aggressive. Did I mention sexy asf? Sweetest boy alive. Deserves the world and more. More intelligent than you think. Just adorable tbh. Daddy asf. Gives awesome cuddles and kisses. Loved by Neshe veryyyy much ^-^
Neshe: I love me some Ricardo Boyd

Ricardo Boyd: Love you too baby
by NesheIsChocolate April 12, 2019
mugGet the Ricardo Boydmug.

ricardo fail

noun: when a teacher underestimates a students capability in finding the answer online, leading to the teacher being lazy and copying questions from the world wide web ie. sparknotes
person 1: hey did you do that essay for english?
person 2: Yeah! i found it on sparknotes, the question and the answer

person 1: HAHA RICARDO FAIL!
by AWESOME 101 March 31, 2011
mugGet the ricardo failmug.

Clean Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Not to be confused with the Filthy Ricardo, in which all parties must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet.
Bob: I got a Clean Ricardo yesterday.
Gung: hawt
by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008
mugGet the Clean Ricardomug.

Ricardo cabeza

Spanish version of "dick head". As the English version of ricardo=Richard which is usually shortened to the nick name Dick, while the English translation for Cabeza is head. Ricardo Cabeza= Dick Head.

Shut the fuck up ricardo cabeza
by funbuns July 19, 2014
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