printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.
Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.
by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014
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anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.
Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!
by scooterscs January 11, 2020
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star print

Chip get your dirty star print out of my face
by Dirtyallycat September 08, 2019
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pillow print

When a woman or person . Wears too much make up that it leaves a full face pillow print.
Cut back on the make up .. pillow print !
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 09, 2022
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Banana print

The shape of a penis on a guys leg when they wear legging or skinny jeans
by Dickcheese 2 February 10, 2021
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Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus
Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper
by DimeRattlehead August 28, 2017
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print whore

An individual who will do anything...ANYTHING...for media coverage. Anachronistically, this refers not just to paper-based, but also electronically-based forums
That bitch is such a print whore, she'd even blow Arianna Huffington's strap-on.
by Robert Brantley May 30, 2006
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