for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
by Feralinx June 12, 2019

At the end of the day while Johnny was changing his clothes ,he had noticed his bad gas had made a rather large fart print in his shorts. Better change those shorts before your night at the bar Johnny.
by killa-B52423 January 18, 2015

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.
Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.
by Guy4Guy July 6, 2017

The red mark a woman leaves on her underwear while on her period, indicating that she is, in all likelihood, being a bitch. Can also apply to any other surface that becomes so marked. Such as chairs, couches, bed sheets, car seats, or a man's lap.
I could tell it was going to be a rough day when I found my girlfriend's underwear on the floor with a bitch print in them.
by whata_clevername November 13, 2011

by scooterscs January 11, 2020

Any saved pictures, videos, text messages, emails or any other form of media sent by a person you are no longer in contact with.
by GhostPrints March 22, 2021

An individual who will do anything...ANYTHING...for media coverage. Anachronistically, this refers not just to paper-based, but also electronically-based forums
by Robert Brantley June 3, 2006
