Mouthwashing

To avoid taking responsibility for one's actions, often stemming from delusion—but occasionally driven by deliberate evasion.

The term originates from the indie game 'MOUTHWASHING', created by the indie company 'Wrong Organ', where one of the characters consistently avoided taking responsibility for their mistakes.
E.g.
"You should stop Mouthwashing and admit to your mistakes already."
"Mouthwashing!" (Exclaimed when witnessing someone dodge accountability.)
"I don't like name, they're always Mouthwashing."
by The Original Little User January 26, 2025
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Lagoon Mouthwash

Lagoon Mouthwash-
When one person receiving oral, pisses down the throat of the person giving, and that person precedes to vomit up the piss onto the receiving person’s penis.
Person 1: It’s been a while since I’ve gotten Lagoon Mouthwashed.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: Oh, oh buddy..
by Tangerinebee March 13, 2020
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Whores mouthwash

A beer, or any other alcoholic beverage used to chug after having performed his or her duties
"That whore sucked me up and swallowed. So I gave her a beer to wash it down. "
"Ah, a whores mouthwash."

"Yeah."
by DelGatoVerde July 01, 2017
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Swansea (Mouthwashing)

He (around 50 to 60 years old) was a heavy alcoholic that quit making it 15 years of not drinking. Before any of the Mouth washing events he actually had a happy life with a wife and kids but he feels life something is missing. He know where the freeze pods are but only one of the 5 made it and it's head canon that he saved it for Daisuke (Mouthwashing). Basically midway through the game they discover a bunch of mouth washing bottles and when he discovered that it had 14% ethanol he broke his 15 year streak and started to heavily drink again. He puts Daisuke (Mouthwashing) out of his misery when he gets severely injured (Swansea was completely drunk off mouth washing). He eventually gets shot in the head by Jimmy (Mouthwashing).
"My favorite character is Swansea (Mouthwashing)"
It probably is, but 50% of the fandom just likes him because he had a very good relationship (father and son type) with daisuke
by Femtalover January 03, 2025
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Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 22, 2020
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Mississippi Mouthwash

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.
Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".
by LaShondralah Jones May 08, 2025
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Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021
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