Mission Impossible

The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond

Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.

by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023

Impossible

Replacing my amazing and vewy cwute girlfriend :3

Me: "Replacing you is the definition of impossible"

Eedy: "awww"

by HoaxCanCraft January 24, 2023

impossible things

fucking dumb book had to do this for home work

"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"

by L Bozo + Ratio + Gay + Weird February 16, 2023

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023

Impossibilities

Suck a corn nut soft

Just when you think there is are no impossibilities in life try to suck a corn nut soft!

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 21, 2023