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The Dutch Firecracker

When you have a partner of Dutch decent (man or woman) lay down on a bed of nails in doggy style. The other partner (Has to not be of Dutch decent) places a firecracker into the partners anus and rubs their nuts so much till they groan and when they groan you light it with a match and cover the firecracker and anus with your mouth.
"Im going to have a great time tonight doing The Dutch Firecracker to my hot mistress at home"
by Ticenits1776 March 1, 2025
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firecrack

When you eat to much Taco Bell and end up shitting so much you shit fire
Dude, I was stuck on the toilet last night because of my firecrack and now my butthole hurts. Too bad I can't do a yoshi plug
by Yoshiplug69 November 21, 2014
mugGet the firecrackmug.

evo firecracker

evo firecracker is a card in the greedycells game cash royale, it take entirrely 0 skill to use and is probably used by a 500lb man who thinks they need to buff megaknight, p2w's the game and loves giving clash paypal money
person1: hello im gonna spam megaknight and evo firecracker at the bidge
person2: thanks for coming out of the closet
by anonymous February 28, 2024
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Mississippi Firecracker

A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.
I gave Kyle the ol' Mississippi Firecracker last week; he hasn't walked straight since!
by TacoRising August 11, 2023
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Firecracker

Firecracker is a bitch ass card in Clash Royale which sometimes you just want to go up to her and do the Will Smith slap due to her fucked up dodging skills. If you use this motherfucker, you probably have no family since you probably use Mega Knight and Electro Giant in your stupid-ass deck too (No wonder why your dad left). This card is only used by gay bitches who hate their life and want to commit suicide. If you see a useless piece of shit using this card, you might as well feel bad for the motherfucker since it has no other option in life other than using this douchebag card that needs a nerf. They have no bitches and are a virgin. What a way to live life.
No wonder why he uses the firecracker. He's a fucking virgin.
by shithead ♛ July 27, 2022
mugGet the Firecrackermug.

rusty firecracker

When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once
Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps
by shithead cameron May 16, 2014
mugGet the rusty firecrackermug.

Florida Firecracker

A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire
by Brantley Bates February 17, 2021
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