tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.

Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

sexual teaser

A sensored nude. Showing no skin but still gives sexual pleasing

Can i have a sexual teaser instead of a nude? Not like a movie teaser os anything

by Panda7654 April 25, 2017

Tijuana teaser

After a donkey show. You eat the cream pie.

I’d give her the Tijuana teaser…

by Awj.0442 July 2, 2021

sleep teaser

The act of sexually teasing your partner while you are sleeping.

"He's such a sleep teaser! He woke me up and then we didn't even finish."

by Zebra Cakez June 29, 2016