wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 23, 2025

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 22, 2021

pubic tulip

A really horny bi girl that plays guitar in a band.

You can tell shes tensing....her sounds too tight..no doubt a pubic tulip on a trick ride.

by Dr.Robert June 07, 2005

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 13, 2019

Tulip

A flower grown in the wild

Look at the tulips

by Crystal ball8888888 January 14, 2022

Tulip

THE MOST F*CKING BASIC FLOWER

Others : Omg why does she look like a Tulip
Me : because she is basic like a Tulip

by Wavegirl_ November 09, 2019

Tulip

if you know a person named Tulip then theyre the HOTTEST AND COOLEST PERSON TO BE AROUND. Tulips are hot. If you know a tulip, DATE THEM!!!!

"bro tulip is so hot"
"tulip is so fun to be around"

by narwhaluwuw November 22, 2021