A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.
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Get the triple threat mug.When trying to get the best mobile phone deal, you ask for your pac code to be sent and threaten to switch networks in the hope that they will give you a better discount.
Fran: "Michael they wont give me unlimited texts unless I sign for 24 months..."
Michael: "Give them a Pac Threat"
Fran: "...and they're saying £35/month too"
Michael: "Pac Threat"
Fran: "I'm getting my pac sent....wait she's checking with her manager, yup I got it!"
Michael: "Give them a Pac Threat"
Fran: "...and they're saying £35/month too"
Michael: "Pac Threat"
Fran: "I'm getting my pac sent....wait she's checking with her manager, yup I got it!"
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When Baudrillard talks about the simulacrum of War and how the media is used as an entertaining diversive smoke screen, what is really talking about is threat construction (paper)...
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The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
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