Wicked Witching

The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.

Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West

by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018

witches' knickers

Windblown plastic shopping bags that have been caught in trees, first used in Ireland.

The trees on Hope Street are always full of witches' knickers. People should be more careful about discarding their shopping bags.

debris litter trash refuse

by Medicine Show August 18, 2016

Taco Witch

1. n. Someone who will most likely steal your taco(s). Possibly a little bitch, not as cool as a taco yeti. Smells of rotten cheese. Rumored to live in Ohio.

2. (Myth) Steals tacos from bad children, and drinks the blood of orphaned children.

Oh, Shit it's the Taco Witch! Go get the fuck out shes going to steal my taco(s).

Jill is such a fucking taco witch. Yesterday she kicked in my door, punched me in the face and then stole taco(s).

I was in a park in Cincinnati, my son was being bad so the taco witch came and stole his taco(s).

Jill comes to the orphanage about once a month and sucks the blood of the children, she's such a taco witch.

by Taco Yeti, the fucker of mouth April 12, 2009

Nearly Witches

a song included on Fall Out Boy's mixtape, CitizensFOB Mixtape: Welcome To The New Administration. the artist listed is The Paul Revere Jumpsuit Apparatus, but this is suspected to be a codename for band Panic At The Disco as the vocals are unmistakably lead singer Brendon Urie's. the mixtape was available to download for free off Fall Out Boy's Friends or Enemies website.

person 1:"have you heard Fall Out Boy's mixtape?"

person 2:"yeah, I loved Nearly Witches."

by pollyestherPANIC January 22, 2009

witch on wheels

A boy or woman who is out to drive you mad and is on a roll of annoying you.

Louisisarightwitch on wheels

by Getyerratout!! September 15, 2009

shit a witch

also known as taking a wicked shit
Taking an extra large and possibly liquidy shit

Jonah: I hafta take a wicked shit!

Fred: I know dude, the taco salad's awful I think I'm gonna shit a witch!

by broskiiomlet September 30, 2009

Witches Tit

Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube

Jeez its colder than a witches tit tonight

by Working Class Hero November 30, 2020