After losing 25% of my money in that failing annuity I've cashed in all of my mutual funds.I have decided I will no longer play in the white-mans casino.
by Tim Dorsey February 5, 2004

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.
Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.
Boy 2: Wow...
Boy 2: Wow...
by Sheepdog October 12, 2012

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
by thesmallC September 28, 2011

by Bullet Bobert May 24, 2008

by Quag July 27, 2008

DeShawn: Hey Brad, do I look shnazzy in these 'ere overalls?
Brad: Aw, man, you look great!
Random Passerby: Wow, what a White Man Lie...
Brad: Aw, man, you look great!
Random Passerby: Wow, what a White Man Lie...
by RyanAndCamillaStallionsRock June 20, 2011

by tatopog April 23, 2020
