Mario

Cool sucks at scooters but he still CAN learn and he is chill

Your just like a Mario on that scooter by frank

by The big man boii1 September 12, 2017

Mario

He Is A Spanish Man Who Says OHH JELLY

HI I AM MARIO AND I GIVE JELLY OHH JELLY

by ohhjellyman July 3, 2019

Mario

Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly attentive. Talks a lot but always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but gentle in everyday life. Mario is person who is easy to love because he is super funny and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he loves. And as a cherry on the top of the cake he loooooves animals.

He is Mario to my Luigi

by pinkcatlady November 21, 2021

Mario

A fat Yoshi abusing plumber

Mario sucks in smash bros

by SmashBash100YardDash September 9, 2018

Marios

Greek name. Describes someone who gets less than no bitches and is proud. Generally, can be found within a Haefliger. Likes to play with and around balls. Occasionally fucks around and gets prostate exams (again with no bitches).

Child "Hey mom what is that man doing?"
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*

by kimo26 June 7, 2022

Mario

Mario the start of his own game about were he simps usauly to prinsec peach or to his other hoes if she’s doing fine to get in the sheets in the procces he ruins Luigi and is very rude to him

Dang he’s such a Mario all he does is be with his girlfriend

by Pheno bird September 24, 2020

marios

the most amazing person you can meet, he will be the light in your life and can make you feel things that you have never felt before. BUT, if you lose him then he's gone. So be careful, bc he doesn't put up w any bs and once he's gone then he's gone. Yet, if he cares about you, ur alr one of the luckiest people alive bc he will do absolutely anything for you. He's hilarious, loves talking abt physics, and has the sweetest smile. oh, and the best fits obviiiii!! BUT STOP MAKING REFERENCES TO THE CARTOON LMAO

do you wanna go to yo-sushi, marios?
omfg why do i have to write sentences
how are you marios

by idfkeither August 16, 2022