the dirty geko

when you are doing girl from behind up against the wall and you switch lanes without letting her know and watch her try to climb up against the wall.

So i was doing this australian chick up against the wall and i gave her the dirty geko.

by goat head May 7, 2009

the dirty pirate

The dirty pirate is when your doing your girl in the butt and when you ready to bust one you spit on her back and she turns around and you blow in her eye and then kick her in the shin. Thus she only has 1 work-able eye and 1 work-able leg. Dancing around like a dirty pirate.

Joel gave dirty Deb the dirty pirate and then proceeded onto the double houdini.

by Codemanger September 11, 2006

The Dirty Double

When someone shits and pukes at the same time. This horrific and awe-inspiring act is generally accomplished in a friends bathroom after a night of heavy drinking.

"Oh man, did you see Crazy G last night? She got The Dirty Double in my car. I'm never gonna get that smell out."

by MC Nutreal July 6, 2006

the dirty zt

When a girl performs 30 second of oral sex on a guy and then stops. the guy then terminates hooking up with the girl and proceeds to jerk himself off while she is in the room.

"Man did you hear what Alex did to Linda"
"Yeah, I heard he gave her the Dirty Zt, how awkward for Linda!"

by Honest Do-gooder September 28, 2009

The Dirty Ulman

When a desperate individual in need of a wank resorts to jerking off in a porta-potty.

Bro, I haven't beat my meat in like two weeks! I guess I'll just have to do The Dirty Ulman.

by Adamclee123 September 27, 2018

The Dirty Thirty

Refers to the thirty seconds of free adult entertainment often offered at hotels.

Greg, Erik, Matt, and Daemon were dissapointed that The Dirty Thirty in their hotel room didn't involve any action. They later realized it was because the couple wasn't knocking boots they were making love.

by Game Scoop super friend October 26, 2009

The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008