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stenchsmith

(1) n: One who is perpetually ensconced in a miasma of foul odors. One who generally smells bad, but in a different way: one day it's stale farts and day-old food, and the next it's B.O. and gasoline etc.
(2) n: A political and moral drama-queen: one who makes a big stink about any political or moral situation/problem/story in order to appear informed, opinionated, and controversial.

Stenchsmithing: More than spinning a story--A cynical and reactionary treatment of a topic, story or event with the goal of deriding the subject and instilling fear or hatred in the stenchsmith's audience.
Yesterday, Gerry, the office stenchsmith arrived smelling of garbage, wet cardboard, and moldy shower-curtains; today, he smells of gasoline and soured milk.

Fox News' preoccupation with Benghazi is nothing but political stenchsmithing.

Matt Drudge, stenchsmith extraordinaire, can make Mother Theresa look like a thieving opportunist.
by Simeon Hopper February 3, 2014
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swence

Swence (swence and fourth) - Can mean whatever the fuck you want it to e.g

"That doesn't make any swence"
"Its swence day" (wednesday)
"Can I have a scoop of that swence" (key of Ketamine)
"I wanna swence you" (Akon - I wanna fuck you ft swence)
"Its swence o'clock"
Bill went to the park and got himself a bag of swence
50 shades of swence
Swence
by aching gates March 19, 2014
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Sweach

An act of doing anything.
I'm literally Sweaching!
He's a total sweach.
by JustJoey November 5, 2018
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swanchrlss

Swanchrlss is the best person! He cares about his followers and he is a very kind person! He is my idol!! ❤️
Person 1: do you know who swanchrlss is?
Person 2: DUHH OFC i do he's my idol!
by June_june November 28, 2021
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Flat Stench

The stench that occurs when visiting the unwashed abode of someone who lives in there own filth. The smell will most likely stick to your clothes and a shower is definitely in required to eliminate the smell. (Deemed flat stench as it is most common in small stuffy flats with terrible airflow)
Saul: It stinks in here.
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade
by UrbanNigtionary June 17, 2016
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the stench of a thousand whores

An odor so foul and offensive, that will bring a grown man to his knees and make his eyes tear up like raw onions. The stench permeates any clothing that it may come in contact with, and causes the wearer to burn all garments that are contaminated. A scalding shower is a must after such an encounter.
Hey man, what’s that awful smell???? Oh I haven’t had a shower in a month of Sunday’s. Well your ass bears the stench of a thousand whores!!!!
by 2 much time on my hands January 4, 2018
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Can't stenchon the mélenchon

"Can't stenchon the mélenchon" is an expression used by the candidate to the 2017 french presidential election, Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

It could has been created on the Jeuxvidéo.com's forum by users to show their preference for Mélenchon rather than Marine Lepen (far right). It has been inspired by the sentence "can't stump the trump" even if Mélenchon doesn't share the Trump's point of view.
This catchphrase quickly spread on the internet. Now, it became a slogan for the Mélenchon's party : La France insoumise.
Hey, Can't stenchon the mélenchon
by Tipounk March 4, 2017
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