shext

Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.

I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?

by Doc2013 June 28, 2010

shexternauting

The act of texting while taking a shit aka battling the brown juggernaut!

Yo Meathammer, what is all that noise in there?

Well excessive meat, I'm shexternauting my breezy while trying to keep my well endowed self under control.

by Excessive Meat October 7, 2010

Shexy

What a creep calls young sexy girls. It is better to say Shmexy so they know you're joking. But Shexy is just weird.

Hey bby you are looking very shexy today

by MotherFatheringNipbkonpoo November 16, 2018

Shexy

Adjective
Simultaneously sexually attractive and hairy or shaggy.

He's quite hairy but still quite sexy. He's shexy.

by lilarto October 13, 2008

Schexxi

Like sexy but with a more sly sound to it
-Pronunciation-
Ssh x e

Omfg that top is so schexxi

Alice is schexxi

by LexxaDoll-x- August 11, 2008

shexymama

a very sexy girl and is to be said in an elvis presley accent.

bob: hey shexymama
carla: oh why thankyoo

by imabest March 26, 2010

shext

To text someone while your having a Shit.

Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.

by shext May 29, 2014