When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.
"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"
by OpenMindedBagels May 10, 2018
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“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”
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“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
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"Hey Bill do a squibdink dive."
"Hey Squib, you goin to the splash hop?"
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He's a complete squibdink.
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