water slapper

A kid in my class is a water slapper
by jgyhsref January 22, 2020
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Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.
I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.
by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019
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cement slappers

grippers aka dogs aka feet ya kno the thing with toes yeah they do be slappin dat cement
“Did you see Sally’s cement slappers? THEY WERE HUGE!!!” - Aaron
by grobnarsinglecheekduponafriday September 09, 2022
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Banana Slapper

''Aye mayne, did you meet up with that banana slapper the other day?"

"Sure did"
by Chickum Sammich April 06, 2010
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throat slappers

Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.

Cf. Chin slappers
If you blow that guy it's best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.
by syrofox February 08, 2007
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cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!
That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off
by Jason Jizzy October 01, 2005
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Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.
"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."
by Tibbz and Steika July 25, 2008
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