Faux Shui

Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.
by FuzzyBS July 04, 2011
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Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.
"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."
by Beermat April 28, 2025
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ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room
by ellie who better than jd February 15, 2021
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Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
by Phantom649 June 04, 2019
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The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.
My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.
by Metalman007 November 29, 2012
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