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Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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Shui Zhu Yu

The sexual act of pepper spraying someone in their vagina and eating them out afterwards. Also goes by the names "Hotpot", "Spicy Fish Soup", and "French Brunch".
Person A: "So, how did the date go?"
Person B: "Oh you know, watched a movie, took her to dinner, then treated her to some Shui Zhu Yu afterwards."
Person A: "What the fuck."
by BackyardiganTwiced October 30, 2021
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Feng Shui Pussy

The act of rearranging a woman’s pussy to become ‘Feng Shui
by 𝐉𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄 November 10, 2024
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Shuy

Most used up north as a way to say “ew” or “gross”
-“I’ll boogit on you
-“Shuy”
by HickoryDick May 18, 2023
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Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.
"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."
by Beermat April 28, 2025
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