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Shiv Patel

Shiv Patel. What can we say about this king? This famous influencer is an icon running the streets of Worcester. Don’t play with Shiv Patel because he knows karate and will mess you up. Not only will he steal your girl, he’ll look good while doing it. This soccer-playing prodigy is #11 on the field but he’s #1 in our hearts. If you’re lucky enough to be in this man’s presence, try not to be overwhelmed by his aura.
by freakyslime July 5, 2024
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Shiv

He is an extremely dark teenage Indian, even though he claims he is "Guju". He is barely making it through each of his classes. He only associates with younger people and has a history of abusing young children. in the nursery room. Thus, the nickname "Shiv's in the baby room" was born. Young children frequently use this term, and Shiv becomes extremely insane when people use it, which makes him want to molest them more. Like how Humans have addiction to porn, shiv has an addiction to touching little kids and abusing them. he says he finds internal happiness while touching little boys.
by SHivuuuuu November 22, 2023
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shiv

he's hot, he's intimidating, he's a moody bitch, has a attractive personality, great deep voice but also a stubborn piss off who makes you lose it. but good dick so worth it
I got with shiv last night
again?
yeah up all night I mean its shiv
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Shiv

"Shiv" Game changer , big hearted person with clarity and wealth too , namely billionaires ^^^

i wish i would be shiv
by Bornstein November 23, 2021
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SHIVS

Bro you have SHIVS?
by mrshivs December 10, 2020
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shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.
Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.
by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024
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Shiv

Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.

But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.
Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*
by Troy Maggins November 9, 2019
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