A sexual maneuver involving the mouth, your girl's ass and bowel movements.
You have your girl laid flat on her back your face is flat on her naked ass. The girl then proceeds to defecate. You hum to any song very loudly whilst having your mouth open and you chew on the poop that comes out of her ass. It's similar to an easier masturbation, but jacking off to someone is replaced by humming to someone's song and you're dipping your mouth into your girl's poop instead of ejaculating.
You have your girl laid flat on her back your face is flat on her naked ass. The girl then proceeds to defecate. You hum to any song very loudly whilst having your mouth open and you chew on the poop that comes out of her ass. It's similar to an easier masturbation, but jacking off to someone is replaced by humming to someone's song and you're dipping your mouth into your girl's poop instead of ejaculating.
I really liked PewDiePie's new diss track. So i got my girlfriend with me and i did a scandinavian lip Sync to congratulations. But my tongue is very brown now and my face is covered with poop.
by LeilaSP April 17, 2019
Get the Scandinavian Lip Syncmug. A Scandinavian Rub N' Tug is only achieved when one duct-tapes their hand half shut, duct-tapes that same hand securely to the bottom side of a table, and then preceds to fuck their own hand. With the addition of lube, this act becomes a filthy Scandinavian Rub N' Tug
Jo really enjoys the feeling of a Scandinavian Rub N' Tug, because it feels as if he is finally fucking a real girl.
by Mein Feuher April 15, 2009
Get the Scandinavian Rub N' Tugmug. When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.
"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."
by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008
Get the Scandinavian Glass Choppermug. When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake
Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009
Get the Scandinavian Wake Up Callmug. "I didn't know she had so much Mexican Food, so when I fired the German Cannon, I ended up firing a Scandinavian Shotgun."
by ActionA August 4, 2009
Get the Scandinavian Shotgunmug. Basically Ryder just a tad longer hair and is white as fuck tbh we don't even know if hes scandinavian
by niggafagott November 30, 2019
Get the Scandinavian Rydermug. After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.
by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017
Get the scandinavian paintjobmug.