The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”
by breadbreadbreadhead May 20, 2024
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that’s so bobby of you

the one who says this must be ur besty for life and also a dumb bitch
ur dumb!that’s so bobby of you.”
by bro its me ur mom December 05, 2021
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I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
by von groovy September 07, 2024
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