Slipknot

Fucking awesome band who should be made gods. Or maybe Devils...hmmm
They have kick ass mosh pits at their concerts which are amazingly violent which rocks!

Dude1 "Hey slipknot are having a gig, lets fucking go!"
Dude2 "Fuck yeh!"
Dude1 "Hail Slipknot"

by Dude1 July 16, 2006

slipknot

If you slip, you will be knoted.

I listen to all kind of metals, which is of course also including nu-metal...

But I conclude that Slipknot is still the best band.

by Lunatic Guy August 30, 2003

slipknot

the 9 membered band that will kill you with there voices

in the news slipknot killed a boy of 10 by shouting all hope is gone

by sexyemoboithingylols October 5, 2009

slipknot

a bunch of douches with no life, and wear masks because they are kunt fucking queers that cant see each other because their belly size will blind them , and their extremely bad drums and 50 million guitarists, are just gay, if u say their good , ur a fucking gay ass queer douche bag

did u see that one bad that was so gay it made deaf people blind, wuts the name , oh yea slipknot

by ryan April 26, 2004

slipknot

the fucking losers shouldnt be called a band since their singer and guitars suck dick

this band sucks big time

by illninofan July 21, 2004

slipknot

A band which endorses the practical use of mathematics over religion and economics. They call all their followers "Maggots," which idealizes all of which to be equal in all right. They believe in force in order to mantain their beliefs over others. In short, Slipknot are nine little communists.

Religion is the "Opium of the People." -Karl Marx

by Never May 8, 2005

slipknot

Hahah! You guys are funny. Cuz slipknot is just 3 guys wailing on their 300 drums and 6 other guys yelling and smashing stuff, every song of theirs is a bunch of crap. They suck.

Somebody mentioned that the singer said "Talentless bands don't sell out concerts"

*cough*
Blink 182 (not saying they suck, they just have very little talent) Offspring (Great band, they have no talent)
Green Day, Good Charlotte.
These bands have no talent, some write OK songs, some write bad songs.
Slipknot writes bad songs and has no talent.
Thus bringing me to the conclusion that they suck.
It shouldn't take 9 people to light a drumset on fire so one person can take a 30 minute drum solo.
That's John Baunum's job (sorry if I spelt that wrong)

Thanks and have a nice day

Slipknot once wrote a song that sucked. Bit fucking suprise. They wrote about 40 that suck

by Popcorncity December 28, 2005