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Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.
Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.
by Thic Bird the Choo Choo Train September 2, 2020
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Sloshed Saturday

since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday
Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!
by jeniXOXO_ February 27, 2014
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Suburban Saturday

At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
by Burban Blumkin April 12, 2011
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Gay Saturday

It’s the first Saturday of the month, in which straight people can do gay stuff, but that doesn’t make them gay.
Joe: “Wanna come suck my dick this Saturday?”
Mike: “Ayo bro I ain’t gay”
Joe: “Don‘t worry, it’s Gay Saturday!”
by tny.gbr April 1, 2023
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early Saturday

early Saturday (or Friday) is a term used for of us who can arrange a long weekend around our work commitments.
Please don't contact me tomorrow, its early Saturday!
by inx13 February 9, 2010
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bdsm saturday

by not your boyfriend i swear November 28, 2020
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Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.
Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!
by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010
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