ground rule double

When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.

i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.

by Ian Floetl September 21, 2005

Glen Rule

If it is within 30 minutes of going home or to lunch - any requested activities which may interfere with going home or going to lunch may be postponed until ones return simply by declaring the Glen Rule "In Effect". Doing this forces the requester to return after you are back from lunch or home and reduces the chance of you not being able to enjoy your time at lunch or home

George - "I need help moving these boxes."
Mike - "Glen Rule, catch me tomorrow." (or after lunch)

by Rothweiler January 2, 2009

Ground Rule Double

The scenario is such that you have a kiss and a promise from your old lady but you are not confident that she will deliver later on. So you have the forethought to masturbate in the morning so if it dosent work out with her later you don't become a testosterone filled mad man. So contrary to a double header which would require one to have sex twice in one day this would be considered a Ground rule double should she conced to sex later on.

Person1: Hey Keith I scored a Ground rule double yesterday.

Person 2: What the hell is that?

Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.

Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.

by Decals March 12, 2014

GGA rule

No free rides for hitchhikers: Gas, Grass or Ass.

Hey, before you get in the car, I use the GGA rule.

by Mittya January 20, 2018

gordan's rule

A bull shit writing rule implemented into college studies that affects your overall grade.

You can't receive higher than a D in this class because you didn't meet the requirements for Gordan's rule.

by TheBlueBullet November 22, 2007

Glen Rule

If it is within 30 minutes of going home or to lunch - any requested activities which may interfere with going home or going to lunch may be postponed until ones return simply by declaring the Glen Rule "In Effect". Doing this forces the requester to return after you are back from lunch or home and reduces the chance of you not being able to enjoy your time at lunch or home.

George - "I need help moving these boxes."
Mike - "Glen Rule, catch me tomorrow." (or after lunch)

by Rothweiler September 5, 2007

ground rule double

Jacking off while you take a dump.

I almost hit 3 ground rule doubles last night!

by the baseball king March 28, 2011